Daniel Dork
Because my day was not peachy enough….I got this e-mail:
Hey!
I thought, that maybe YOU would send me some stickers without any money or an envelope.
I collect stickers, and I’m really interested in your stuff,, Would YOU be so kind and send me some?
And maybe throw a T-shirt or a hat(59 cm) in there or somekind of other GOODIES like a bandana or a belt for example? 
It would mean to me alot! I am waiting a response! PLEASE WRITE ME BACK!
THANKS! 
Daniel, your mate from Estonia.
Just incase my address:
Daniel Dorch
At first I was thinking, “yea, sure kid…I will send you some stickers, no problem,” all sincere and what not. But, being a COMPANY and all, we don’t particularly just give away our oh-so-dope gear away like that (though I generally throw in a lot of free shirts to people that order from the Dangerously Beautiful Online Shop). Though flatterred, it got worse because we don’t even make belts and bandannas.
I realized this e-mail was rather familiar. I did some investigating and found that the coolest of the cool, Franco Shade, has also posted about this Daniel dood:
http://francoshade.com/?p=2272
Even more alarming, if you read the comments, this Daniel has hit a BUNCH of other people as well.
Initially I wrote this to clown you, Daniel, and for that I apologize. I realize that obviously, though you have an abundance of Internet access, you have no clothes (or stickers, bandannas, belts, etc). Though definitely more pro-xx chromosome than xy, we appreciate the love from guys who have bought Dangerously Beautiful for themselves, so Daniel, here’s to you buddy.
I mean, don’t get me wrong, we’re not sending you ANYTHING, but…here’s to you buddy. Happy Estonian New Year!!
by deviant
